as Frank
as GateKeeper / Dracula / Fluto / Kyle Rittenhouse / O.J. Simpson
as Greasy Guy
as Wesley Gammon
as Aaron
as Eddie
as Spanky (voice)
as Steve
as Jock Face
as Jonathan Fritz / Armando / Trilby / Victoria G Saliva / Kyle McCoughagain / Bernice
as Hank
as Jesus Christ
as Charlie
as Jonathan Fritz / Hank the Scarecrow / Kilby / Rodney / Radio Announcer / The Slayer / Himself / Bernice the Witch
as Maverick
as Dick
as Cass Coridore
as Claudius
